"This is no ordinary beef roast, folks. This is Beeeeeef Roast—the king of slow-cooked deliciousness! Imagine a beef roast so tender, it makes butter look like it’s got commitment issues. This is the kind of dish that makes your crockpot proud to be alive. With rich French onion soup and beef consommé marrying into a gravy so good, you’ll want to invite it to Thanksgiving dinner. Forget the roast of old; this is beef that’s here to make your taste buds cheer louder than a touchdown in the Super Bowl!